Laugh Out Loud

So are unicorns, fat-free donuts and short lines at the DMV!  Women's shoe size 5-10 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.+

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool. Women's shoe size 5-10  50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock! Women's shoe ...

I can go from "Southern Belle" to your worst nightmare faster than you can say "Bless Your Heart". 100% Cotton Twill 16x26 inches Machine Washabl...

Family Drama. The gift that keeps on giving. 100% Cotton Twill 16x26 inches Machine Washable Hand Printed 

Maybe you wouldn't mind giving it a shot? Just this once? Please? For me? Women's shoe size 5-10 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. Men...

These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 4...

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10 65% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10 55% combe...

What? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe si...

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's sh...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

I never met an easy challenge I didn't consider tackling, right after my nap and a snack.  Men's shoe size 7-12.   67% combed cotton; 30% nylon...

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose.  Men's shoe size ...

Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed...

And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.  Women's shoe size 5-10  57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is...

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down a hole in the floor. Women's shoe size 5-10  ...

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leapin...

What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Can you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints. Women's shoe size 5-10 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; ...

Sometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's ...

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed...

It's a public service, really.  Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex

Ha-cha! Take that, that shit! Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.  S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe s...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks!  Men's shoe size 7-12.  54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12.   65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex