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You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

Keep your socks as weird as Austin! Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. Made in USA These wide ribbed socks reach to...

Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. Made in USA These wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a wo...

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Knock 'em out, roll 'em up! Wait, what am I telling you for? You already know what to do! Women's shoe s...

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.  Women's shoe size 5-...

The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied. Women's shoe size 5-10  56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex...

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool. Women's shoe size 5-10  50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mor...

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  Women's shoe size 5-10 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex....

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.  Women's shoe s...

You may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock! Women's shoe ...

Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. Made in USA These wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a wo...

Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. Made in USA These wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a wo...

Black socks with tan and orange accents. Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. Made in USA These wide ribbed socks rea...

As seen on The Rachel Maddow Show, The View, With All Due Respect and more! Check out these ultra-graphic, super awesome Donald Trump socks.... wit...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!  Men's shoe size 7-12.   50%...

On or off road, up or down hill, my gears are turning and I feel great! Men's shoe size 7-12.  54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.

You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing. Men's shoe size 7-12.  66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% ...

My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah. Men's shoe size 7-12.  50% combed cotton; 48% ny...

If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Men's shoe size 7-12.  66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% ...

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Men's shoe size 7-12.  61% c...

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% nylon; 47% combed cott...

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is...

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.  Women's shoe size 5-10  58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% combed cotton; 46%...

We all have one. It's just that some are better than others. Women's shoe size 5-10  52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex.