Blue Q

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.  Women's shoe size 5-...

The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied. Women's shoe size 5-10  56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex...

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mor...

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  Women's shoe size 5-10 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex....

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.  Women's shoe s...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!  Men's shoe size 7-12.   50%...

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Knock 'em out, roll 'em up! Wait, what am I telling you for? You already know what to do! Women's shoe s...

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool. Women's shoe size 5-10  50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% combed cotton; 46%...

We all have one. It's just that some are better than others. Women's shoe size 5-10  52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex.

You may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock! Women's shoe ...

Simply spray in the toilet bowl before you go. Scented with light jasmine and red tea. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml

We don't get off the couch for less than $10,000 a day. Maybe not even then. And by we I mean me and my sweatpants. Women's shoe size 5-10 52%nyl...

What did you just say? Is that a dare? Because if it is, I'll take it! Women's shoe size 5-10 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex

Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12...

BHey! You know I am, I know I am, there's no use trying to be humble about it.  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lo...

Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Super-abso...

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12.   57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??  Men's shoe size 7-12.  50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

On or off road, up or down hill, my gears are turning and I feel great! Men's shoe size 7-12.  54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.

You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing. Men's shoe size 7-12.  66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% ...

My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah. Men's shoe size 7-12.  50% combed cotton; 48% ny...

If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Men's shoe size 7-12.  66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% ...