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Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's sh...

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We don't get off the couch for less than $10,000 a day. Maybe not even then. And by we I mean me and my sweatpants. Women's shoe size 5-10 52%nyl...

What did you just say? Is that a dare? Because if it is, I'll take it! Women's shoe size 5-10 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex

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Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Men's shoe size 7-12 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12...

My cat is my sous-chef. Not, like, a helpful or knowledgeable one... but, a sous-chef all the same. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy co...

Cowboys can be conscientious consumers, too, OK? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, eas...

What can I say? I'm a romantic!  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck s...

Are you ready for this? Because you should get ready for this. Even though, let's face it - you'll never ever really be ready for this. Made fro...

BHey! You know I am, I know I am, there's no use trying to be humble about it.  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lo...

It's weird how math works, isn't it?  Super-absorbent 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Look at this cat, so pleased with herself becuase she's ripped the hell out your great-grandmother's armchair. But you forgive her, becuase that ch...

Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Super-abso...

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I don't have a dog, but if I got a dog, it would be because my vacuum cleaner broke Super-absorbent.  100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Do you even juice, bro? Super-absorbent.  100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

When it comes to dream burritos, guacamole is never extra.  Super-absorbent.  100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

It's not eating alone if the cat is home.  Super-absorbent.  100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Have a seat friend, because you're in for a wild ride. Super-absorbent.  100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w