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We don't get off the couch for less than $10,000 a day. Maybe not even then. And by we I mean me and my sweatpants. Women's shoe size 5-10 52%nyl...

What did you just say? Is that a dare? Because if it is, I'll take it! Women's shoe size 5-10 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex

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What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12...

I don't like to brag, but... Men's shoe size 7-12.   59% combed cotton, 38% nylon and 3% spandex.

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks.  Men's shoe size 7-12.  62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12.  51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12.   57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

What team is YOUR team? Oh, your team isn't MY team? Sounds like they suck.  Men's shoe size 7-12.  57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??  Men's shoe size 7-12.  50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

You know what they say: more is always more! Men's shoe size 7-12.   55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

I never met an easy challenge I didn't consider tackling, right after my nap and a snack.  Men's shoe size 7-12.   67% combed cotton; 30% nylon...

My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah. Men's shoe size 7-12.  50% combed cotton; 48% ny...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks!  Men's shoe size 7-12.  54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Men's shoe size 7-12.  66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% ...

It's true - you know it and we know it. But it's okay because you're OUR asshole, and we love you for that. Men's shoe size 7-12.  61% combed c...

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Men's shoe size 7-12.  61% c...

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power an...