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To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.  Women's shoe size 5-...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!  Men's shoe size 7-12.   50%...

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  Women's shoe size 5-10 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex....

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's...

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% combed cotton; 46%...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12...

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12.  51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power an...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you did...

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.  Women's shoe s...

I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2...

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.  Women's shoe size 5-10  58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women's shoe size 5-10 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; ...