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None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's sh...

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool. Women's shoe size 5-10  50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Tell me something I don't know and love about myself, ok? Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's...

I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2...

Try to knock some sense into them, will ya? Maybe they'll listen to you, because they sure as heck don't listen to me! Women's shoe size 5-10  5...

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down a hole in the floor. Women's shoe size 5-10  ...

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. Men...

So are unicorns, fat-free donuts and short lines at the DMV!  Women's shoe size 5-10 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.+

When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was ...

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10 55% combe...

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% nylon; 47% combed cott...

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so......

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  Women's shoe size 5-10 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex....

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12.   57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

I don't like to brag, but... Men's shoe size 7-12.   59% combed cotton, 38% nylon and 3% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power an...

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leapin...

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12.   65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

Sometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's ...

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.  Women's shoe size 5-...