For Him

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. Men...

Tell me something I don't know and love about myself, ok? Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's...

If I were a betting man, I'd wager that you'll want to wear these socks even when you're not walking your dog. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, s...

Ha-cha! Take that, that shit! Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.  S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe s...

What? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe si...

I know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!) Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men'...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Men's shoe size 7-12 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12...

I don't like to brag, but... Men's shoe size 7-12.   59% combed cotton, 38% nylon and 3% spandex.

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks.  Men's shoe size 7-12.  62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.

See what we did there?  Men's shoe size 7-12.  49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12.  51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12.   57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

What team is YOUR team? Oh, your team isn't MY team? Sounds like they suck.  Men's shoe size 7-12.  57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!  Men's shoe size 7-12.   50%...

I never met an easy challenge I didn't consider tackling, right after my nap and a snack.  Men's shoe size 7-12.   67% combed cotton; 30% nylon...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks!  Men's shoe size 7-12.  54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12.   65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power an...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so......