Socks

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power an...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so......

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you did...

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose.  Men's shoe size ...

When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was ...

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed...

Show me something that's better than a really good cry and I'll laugh in your face and tell you you're wrong. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nyl...

Try to knock some sense into them, will ya? Maybe they'll listen to you, because they sure as heck don't listen to me! Women's shoe size 5-10  5...

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% nylon; 47% combed cott...

And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.  Women's shoe size 5-10  57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

So are unicorns, fat-free donuts and short lines at the DMV!  Women's shoe size 5-10 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.+

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is...

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.  Women's shoe size 5-...

I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2...

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.  Women's shoe size 5-10  58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool. Women's shoe size 5-10  50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  Women's shoe size 5-10 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex....

My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% combed cotton; 46%...

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.  Women's shoe s...