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Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Crew Socks
Blue QHoly crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women's shoe size 5-10 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; ...
View full detailsStubborn Men's Socks
Blue QLike a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.
Studies Show Crew Socks
Blue QThese particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 4...
View full detailsSunday Socks Men's Crew Socks
Blue QClear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe size ...
View full detailsSweatin' For Snacks Sneaker Socks
Blue QWhat? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe si...
View full detailsTeacher Socks 'Cause Teachers Rock Crew Socks
Blue QNer, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
These Are My Dressy Crew Socks
Blue QAppropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex
This Grandma Has Seen Some Stuff Crew Socks
Blue QThat said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed...
View full detailsTry Sucking At Something Crew Socks
Blue QMaybe you wouldn't mind giving it a shot? Just this once? Please? For me? Women's shoe size 5-10 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Turns Out I'm Tough Crew Socks
Blue QI was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...
View full detailsTurns Out I'm Tough Sneaker Socks
Blue QI know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!) Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men'...
View full detailsVideo Game Crew Socks
Blue QRemember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you did...
View full detailsWhiskey Men's Crew Socks
Blue QOaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Men's shoe size 7-12 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex
With All Due Respect, No Ankle Socks
Blue QI've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10 65% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex
Working Out Sneaker Socks
Blue QHa-cha! Take that, that shit! Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe s...
View full detailsWorst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks
Blue QSocks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...
View full detailsYes, Girl, Yes Ankle Socks
Blue QShould you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed...
View full detailsYour Team Sucks Socks
Blue QWhat team is YOUR team? Oh, your team isn't MY team? Sounds like they suck. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex. ...
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