Socks

Can you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints. Women's shoe size 5-10 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; ...

Sometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's ...

Maybe you wouldn't mind giving it a shot? Just this once? Please? For me? Women's shoe size 5-10 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. Men...

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed...

These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 4...

It's a public service, really.  Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10 65% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10 55% combe...

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex

Tell me something I don't know and love about myself, ok? Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's...

If I were a betting man, I'd wager that you'll want to wear these socks even when you're not walking your dog. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, s...

Ha-cha! Take that, that shit! Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.  S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe s...

What? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe si...

I know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!) Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men'...

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's sh...

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon ...

Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Men's shoe size 7-12 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex