Socks

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. Men...

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed...

These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 4...

It's a public service, really.  Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon ...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Men's shoe size 7-12 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12...

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12.  51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!  Men's shoe size 7-12.   50%...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks!  Men's shoe size 7-12.  54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12.   65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power an...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so......

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you did...