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I Like Long Walks to the Library Ankle Socks
Blue QCan you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints. Women's shoe size 5-10 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; ...
View full detailsShe Had Traveled Far Crew Socks
Blue QSometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's ...
View full detailsTry Sucking At Something Crew Socks
Blue QMaybe you wouldn't mind giving it a shot? Just this once? Please? For me? Women's shoe size 5-10 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
With All Due Respect, No Ankle Socks
Blue QI've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10 65% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex
My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks
Blue QNot my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10 55% combe...
View full detailsI Am Reality TV Ankle Socks
Blue QI'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex
I'm Dramatic Sneaker Socks
Blue QTell me something I don't know and love about myself, ok? Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's...
View full detailsDog Walkin' Sneaker Socks
Blue QIf I were a betting man, I'd wager that you'll want to wear these socks even when you're not walking your dog. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, s...
View full detailsWorking Out Sneaker Socks
Blue QHa-cha! Take that, that shit! Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe s...
View full detailsSweatin' For Snacks Sneaker Socks
Blue QWhat? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe si...
View full detailsTurns Out I'm Tough Sneaker Socks
Blue QI know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!) Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men'...
View full detailsI'm A Country Girl Ankle Socks
Blue QWho's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's sh...
View full detailsThese Are My Dressy Crew Socks
Blue QAppropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex
Reasonably Good Guy Men's Socks
Blue QI don't like to brag, but... Men's shoe size 7-12. 59% combed cotton, 38% nylon and 3% spandex.
Stubborn Men's Socks
Blue QLike a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.
Butthead of the Household Men's Socks
Blue QSee what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.
President Of The Local Gas Company Men's Socks
Blue QIt's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.
Your Team Sucks Socks
Blue QWhat team is YOUR team? Oh, your team isn't MY team? Sounds like they suck. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex. ...
View full detailsI Love An Easy Challenge Socks
Blue QI never met an easy challenge I didn't consider tackling, right after my nap and a snack. Men's shoe size 7-12. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon...
View full detailsYes, Girl, Yes Ankle Socks
Blue QShould you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed...
View full detailsI Heart Crying Ankle Socks
Blue QShow me something that's better than a really good cry and I'll laugh in your face and tell you you're wrong. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nyl...
View full detailsInner Demons Do The Darndest Things Ankle Socks
Blue QTry to knock some sense into them, will ya? Maybe they'll listen to you, because they sure as heck don't listen to me! Women's shoe size 5-10 5...
View full detailsMy Filter Needs To Be Replaced Ankle Socks
Blue QI mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% nylon; 47% combed cott...
View full detailsI Do As I Please Ankle Socks
Blue QAnd you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.