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To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.  Women's shoe size 5-...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!  Men's shoe size 7-12.   50%...

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  Women's shoe size 5-10 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex....

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's...

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% combed cotton; 46%...

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks.  Men's shoe size 7-12.  62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12.  51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power an...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12.  71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% nylon; 47% combed cott...

All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party!  Women's shoe size 5-10 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spand...

Tell me something I don't know and love about myself, ok? Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's...

I know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!) Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men'...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12...

See what we did there?  Men's shoe size 7-12.  49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2...

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.  Women's shoe size 5-10  58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.  Women's shoe s...

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women's shoe size 5-10 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; ...

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my favori...

Nurses can't fix stupid but they can sedate it. 100% Cotton Twill 16x26 inches Machine Washable Hand Printed 

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.