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Can you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints. Women's shoe size 5-10 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; ...

Sometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's ...

Maybe you wouldn't mind giving it a shot? Just this once? Please? For me? Women's shoe size 5-10 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. Men...

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed...

These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 4...

It's a public service, really.  Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10 65% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10 55% combe...

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex

Tell me something I don't know and love about myself, ok? Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's...

If I were a betting man, I'd wager that you'll want to wear these socks even when you're not walking your dog. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, s...

Ha-cha! Take that, that shit! Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.  S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe s...

What? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe si...

I know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!) Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men'...

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's sh...

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon ...

Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Men's shoe size 7-12 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12...

I don't like to brag, but... Men's shoe size 7-12.   59% combed cotton, 38% nylon and 3% spandex.

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks.  Men's shoe size 7-12.  62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.

See what we did there?  Men's shoe size 7-12.  49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12.  51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12.   57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

What team is YOUR team? Oh, your team isn't MY team? Sounds like they suck.  Men's shoe size 7-12.  57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!  Men's shoe size 7-12.   50%...

I never met an easy challenge I didn't consider tackling, right after my nap and a snack.  Men's shoe size 7-12.   67% combed cotton; 30% nylon...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks!  Men's shoe size 7-12.  54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12.   65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power an...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so......

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you did...

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose.  Men's shoe size ...

When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was ...

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed...

Show me something that's better than a really good cry and I'll laugh in your face and tell you you're wrong. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nyl...

Try to knock some sense into them, will ya? Maybe they'll listen to you, because they sure as heck don't listen to me! Women's shoe size 5-10  5...

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% nylon; 47% combed cott...

And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.  Women's shoe size 5-10  57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.