Well, Crap Linen and Honeysuckle Scented Jar Candle, 7 oz.
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Brighten someone's day with this funny single-wick candle from Hallmark that features a clean linen and honeysuckle scent, in case you want to clear the air from any lingering crappy day or week. This jar candle in green features a fun message on the front, and a funny and uplifting message in fine print on the back (and who doesn't love uplifting fine print?). The glass jar includes a black screw-top lid and is sure to improve anyone's outlook when you light it up.
- Message: On front: Well, Crap; On back: Sorry things are shitty right now.
- Dimensions: 7 oz.; 2.62'' W x 3.62'' H x 2.62'' D
- Material: Wax
- Scent: Linen and honeysuckle
- Care instructions: Approx. burn time: 42-48 hours.
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Return Policy
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